11-12-2009 2:41AM

I thought I was okay.

Turns out I wasn’t. I’ve told myself I’ve gotten over you, and  your stupid John Tucker-ish tendencies on women, but I haven’t.

You were gorgeous. You’d call me every single night to sing me songs and ask me out the morning after. You’d tell me stories of you and your mishaps, your imperfection. You’d take care of me every single time I’d end up too drunk to recognize you or the ice cream you’ve been trying to shove in my mouth.

It all seemed too perfect, but it wasn’t.

It was because I thought I’d be able to change you that I went through with it. It was because I thought you’d change if I asked you to, because you felt the same way. Sadly, your John Tucker power was stronger than I anticipated. It was much too powerful that I thought it’d be better if I stopped reciprocating to you, because from the start, I knew I was holding on to false hopes.

And now I’m wallowing in self-pity (kind of) because I let you go. It was stupid because you were gorgeous, and you were nice, and you were more than I could ask for. I had you, and now what? I just had to let go every friggin’ single time.

Plus, you recently got into this advertisement/commercial without substance. Too bad I wasn’t granted much of bragging rights as your supposedly-girl for a span of time.

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On a happier note:

I love you. No boy could ever replace you, not even that kid I was talking about. Too bad you won’t get to see this, though. But still, I love you. Even if you get more and more unreasonable every year, and we end up arguing over the oddest things. And oh, for being able to pick me up in the most dire and unexpected of times. Your version of Air Supply renditions will never get old. Again, I love you. Happy Birthday, Dad. :)

I used to think he was hot when I was eight. I think I still do.

I used to think he was hot when I was eight. I think I still do.

thedailywhat:

Treehouse of the Day: Designed and built by 56-year-old landscape artist Horrace Burgess, this 8,000-square-foot tree-tower stands 100 feet tall (11 floors), and comes complete with its own basketball court.
Best part? Burgess calls his wooden skyscraper a “work in progress.”
Plenty more photos here.
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Looks awesomely Mirror Mask-y to me.

thedailywhat:

Treehouse of the Day: Designed and built by 56-year-old landscape artist Horrace Burgess, this 8,000-square-foot tree-tower stands 100 feet tall (11 floors), and comes complete with its own basketball court.

Best part? Burgess calls his wooden skyscraper a “work in progress.”

Plenty more photos here.

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Looks awesomely Mirror Mask-y to me.

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Battle of the Brainless

pinoytumblr:

Q: What is the national Bird of the Philippines?
Clue: It’s name starts with the letter “M” (Maya).
A: Manok
Q: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito.
A: manok na pinirito.
Q: Hindi, mas maliit pa dyan.
A: Maggi chicken cube.

Q: Saan tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Clue: Nagsisimula sa letter “B” (Beach).
A: Banyo.
Q: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon naarawan ka.
A: Bubong.
Q: Hindi, pag nandoon ka na marami kang makikitang babae na naka-bikini.
A: Beerhouse!

Q: What is the national flower of the philippines?
Clue: It starts with the letter “S” (Sampaguita).
A: Sunflower.
Q: Hindi, binebenta ito sa kalye.
A: Stork.
Q: Hindi, bulaklak sabi, eh.
A: sitsarong bulaklak!
Q: hindi pa rin. Ang ending nya ay letrang “A”.
A: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka.
Q: O, para madali ha, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa: pangalan ng bulaklak na nag-sisimula sa letter”S”, nag-tatapos sa letter “A” at kapangalan ito ng isang sikat na singer.
A: Si Sharon Cuneta!

Q: Sino ang kauna-unahang chess grandmaster of Asia?
Clue: Kapangalan nya ang tao ng chess (Eugene Torres).
A: Carole King.
Q: Hindi, mas mababa sa “King”.
A: Al Quinn.
Q: Hindi, Filipino ang apelyido nya.
A: Armida Siguion-Reyna.
Q: Hindi pa rin, mas mababa pa sa “Reyna”.
A: Bishop Bacani.
Q: Mas mababa pa sa “Bishop”.
A: Johnny midnight “Knight”.
Q: Mas mababa pa sa “Knight”.
A: Jerry Pons (Pawns)?
Q: O ayan ha. Nabanggit mo na ang lahat ng piyesa. Yung kahulihulihang piyesa na lang.
A: Sylvia la Torre!

Q: Sino ang National Hero na naka-picture sa 500-peso bill?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “N-A” (Ninoy Aquino)
A: Nora Aunor.
Q: Hindi, ang last letter ng kaniyang palayaw ay “Y”.
A: Guy Aunor?
Q: Hindi, dati syang naging Senador.
A: The former Senador Nora Aunor.
Q: Hindi, patay na sya!
A: Patay na pala si Nora Aunor????????

Q: Who is the national Hero of the Philippines?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “J-R” (Jose Rizal)
A: Jerico Rosales
Q: Hindi, mas maliit sya keysa kay Jerico.
A: Jeric Raval
Q: Mali, isa syang Doktor.
A: Dr. Jeric Raval!!!

Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “L-L” (Lapu Lapu)
A: Lito Lapid
Q: Hindi, inuulit ang kanyang pangalan.
A: Lito Lito Lapid Lapid!!!!

Q: Ano ang pambansang hayop?
Clue: naguumpisa sa letrang K (Kalabaw)
A: Kuto!!
Q: Mali, Ito ay nakikita sa lupa

A: Kutong Lupa!!!

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CLASSIC! This never gets old.

=))

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lambanogtree:

Here is the test from the book, currently working on it to make it fit in the Philippine Setting.

Ang cool nito! :))

lambanogtree:

Here is the test from the book, currently working on it to make it fit in the Philippine Setting.

Ang cool nito! :))

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fuckyeahdogs:

Cookie Again by ~Hexxed

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fuckyeahdogs:

Cookie Again by ~Hexxed

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